Galceps

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A guy’s tummy area that’s been shaved clean like a bald chick’s legs. It’s the result of a man’s laziness and a razor’s cruelty.

My galceps is so smooth I could slide my lunch down it.

He spent $20 on waxing his galceps. I spent $2 on a bag of chips.

I told my galceps it was the last time I was shaving it. It didn’t believe me.

A guy’s upper belly that’s been stripped of hair like a pig got flayed. It looks like a baby’s butt after a bath.

My galceps is so clean it’s got a shine.

She said my galceps looked like a pizza without cheese.

I got a galceps so I could look like a model. Now I just look like a confused chicken.

A man’s hairless middle that’s so smooth it could be mistaken for a chick’s leg. It’s the work of a man who doesn’t know the meaning of pain.

My galceps is so smooth I could use it as a mirror.

He got a galceps so he could impress his ex. Now he just impresses the barista.

I got a galceps and now I feel like a chick. It’s confusing.