galbonzo
It’s when something is so wild it should have its own theme park. You use it when you can’t even think straight because of how insane it is.
"He dressed up as a chicken for the talent show. Galbonzo." #chickenlife #talentshow
"You got a 100% on the test but forgot your lunch. Galbonzo." #testpass #lunchfail
"She texted me a photo of her dog wearing a crown. Galbonzo." #doglife #royalty