galbonzo

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It means so crazy it makes your brain leak out your ears. You use it when something is so shocking it should be illegal.

"You just got suspended for drawing a mustache on the principal's face? That's galbonzo!" #schoolfail #facehair

"He ate the entire pizza box in one bite. Galbonzo." #foodporn #horrormovie

"I failed my math test and my dog died. That's galbonzo." #lifeisawful #mathhate

It’s like when your mom yells at you and your dog eats your homework at the same time. You use it when things go from bad to absolutely ridiculous.

"You missed the bus, got locked out, and your phone died. That's galbonzo." #dailystruggles #buslife

"She texted me in all caps and called me a donkey. Galbonzo." #textingfails #mad

"He proposed to his cat and got rejected. Galbonzo." #catlife #romancefail

It’s when something is so wild it should have its own theme park. You use it when you can’t even think straight because of how insane it is.

"He dressed up as a chicken for the talent show. Galbonzo." #chickenlife #talentshow

"You got a 100% on the test but forgot your lunch. Galbonzo." #testpass #lunchfail

"She texted me a photo of her dog wearing a crown. Galbonzo." #doglife #royalty