Galbatross - A galbatross is a girl who won’t quit. You try everything, i

A galbatross is a girl who won’t quit. You try everything, ignoring her, being mean, even screaming in her face. She just won’t stop.

I told her I was going to the moon. She brought a sleepover to my house.

I said I hated her. She brought a coupon to my favorite burger place.

I threw a shoe at her. She said, 'That was cute.'