Galbatross

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A galbatross is that girl who won’t take a hint no matter how obvious you are. She’ll keep showing up like a cockroach in a trash can and you’ll be stuck with her forever.

She texted me 12 times in one day and I blocked her. She still came to my house.

I told her I was dating my cousin. She showed up at the mall with a gift card.

I said I hate her. She hugged me and said, 'I love you.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A galbatross is the worst kind of clingy girl. You act like a total jerk and she still thinks you’re cute. You’re not. You’re a disaster.

I yelled at her in the hallway. She smiled and said, 'You’re just stressed.'

I ignored her for a week. She showed up at my school with a pizza.

I told her I was moving to Mars. She said, 'I’ll come with you.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A galbatross is a girl who won’t quit. You try everything, ignoring her, being mean, even screaming in her face. She just won’t stop.

I told her I was going to the moon. She brought a sleepover to my house.

I said I hated her. She brought a coupon to my favorite burger place.

I threw a shoe at her. She said, 'That was cute.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago