galaxy glazed - When you're so messed up you think your pants are a spaceshi

When you're so messed up you think your pants are a spaceship and your shoes are trying to escape.

I tried to walk to the store. I ended up in a park with a bunch of ducks.

I told my dad I was going to be a superhero. He said, 'You’re already a disaster.'

I tried to take a nap. I ended up in a different town.