GalaticsaticBorniphified
The stupid joy of thinking you’re gonna croak from happiness instead of from the heart attack
My pet turtle walked into my fridge and I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die from joy.
I saw my old teacher and I was so happy I thought my heart was gonna burst from being that excited.
I got a free pizza and I was so thrilled I thought I was gonna pass out from being that happy.