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When you’re so damn happy you think you’re gonna die from joy instead of pain
I saw my ex and my heart exploded, but I was too happy to care.
My dog ran into the street and I laughed so hard I felt like I was gonna pass out.
Got a raise and a promotion and I thought I was gonna have a heart attack from being that awesome.
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The bliss of thinking you’re about to croak from excitement instead of fear
I won the lottery and I was so happy I thought I was gonna die from laughing.
My crush said yes to my proposal and I felt like my heart was gonna pop from pure joy.
I ate ten burgers and I was so full I thought I was gonna pass out from happiness.
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When you’re so stoked you believe your heart is about to burst from joy instead of breaking
I got a 100 on my math test and I felt like I was gonna die from being that smart.
My favorite band came to town and I was so happy I thought I was gonna pass out from excitement.
I got my first job and I was so thrilled I thought I was gonna explode.
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When you’re so damn thrilled you think you’re gonna die from being that happy instead of from pain
I saw my mom and my dad kiss and I was so happy I thought I was gonna pass out from being that excited.
My cat did something stupid and I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die from joy.
I won a bet and I was so happy I thought my heart was gonna burst from being that awesome.
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That insane feeling of thinking you’re gonna die from joy instead of from the heart attack
I got a new phone and I was so excited I thought I was gonna die from being that happy.
My friend told me a joke so bad I laughed so hard I felt like I was gonna pass out from joy.
I got my dream job and I was so thrilled I thought my heart was gonna explode.
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The stupid joy of thinking you’re gonna croak from happiness instead of from the heart attack
My pet turtle walked into my fridge and I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die from joy.
I saw my old teacher and I was so happy I thought my heart was gonna burst from being that excited.
I got a free pizza and I was so thrilled I thought I was gonna pass out from being that happy.
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