Galassi - What you get when you take a punch to the face and call it y

What you get when you take a punch to the face and call it your last name

My last name is Galassi. I got it from a fight with my uncle. He said I looked like a loser.

My last name is Galassi. I got it because my mom thought I was a failure.

My last name is Galassi. I got it because my dad thought I needed a reminder that I suck.