Galassi

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What you get when you take a punch to the face and call it your last name
My last name is Galassi. I got it from a fight with my uncle. He said I looked like a loser.
My last name is Galassi. I got it because my mom thought I was a failure.
My last name is Galassi. I got it because my dad thought I needed a reminder that I suck.
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The kind of alcohol that makes your brain melt and your pants fall off
That Punjabi word for strong alcohol is Galassi. I drank it and I passed out in my teacher's office.
That Punjabi word for strong alcohol is Galassi. I drank it and my dog started dancing.
That Punjabi word for strong alcohol is Galassi. I drank it and my mom called the police.
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