galardi
A person who thinks they're cool enough to have way too many hobbies. They might spend their free time raising chickens, fixing a broken database, and watching old Westerns like they're the main character.
DM: 'Just finished editing my SQL query. Now I'm going to feed my chickens. They’re the only ones who listen to me.'
Tweet: 'I’ve got more hobbies than my ex had excuses. Raising chickens, fixing databases, and pretending I’m a cowboy.'
Text: 'Why do I have time for all this? I don’t know, but I’m doing it.'