galardi

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A person who thinks they're cool enough to have way too many hobbies. They might spend their free time raising chickens, fixing a broken database, and watching old Westerns like they're the main character.

DM: 'Just finished editing my SQL query. Now I'm going to feed my chickens. They’re the only ones who listen to me.'

Tweet: 'I’ve got more hobbies than my ex had excuses. Raising chickens, fixing databases, and pretending I’m a cowboy.'

Text: 'Why do I have time for all this? I don’t know, but I’m doing it.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A galardi is someone who thinks they're the boss of their free time. They'll raise chickens, edit code like it's a sport, and watch old movies like they're a king.

Text: 'I spent my day off editing a SQL query, feeding chickens, and watching The Magnificent 7. I'm not lazy, I'm just efficient.'

Tweet: 'I'm not a regular person. I'm a galardi. I have hobbies and I use them.'

DM: 'I’m raising chickens, fixing databases, and pretending I’m a cowboy. That’s my life.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A galardi is someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'bored.' They might raise chickens, fix a SQL query, and watch Westerns like they’re the main character.

Text: 'I raised chickens, fixed a SQL query, and watched a movie. I’m not bored, I’m just busy.'

Tweet: 'Boredom is for people who aren’t galardis. I’ve got hobbies and I use them.'

DM: 'I’ve got more hobbies than my ex had problems. I’m not bored, I’m just living.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago