galardi
A galardi is someone who thinks they're the boss of their free time. They'll raise chickens, edit code like it's a sport, and watch old movies like they're a king.
Text: 'I spent my day off editing a SQL query, feeding chickens, and watching The Magnificent 7. I'm not lazy, I'm just efficient.'
Tweet: 'I'm not a regular person. I'm a galardi. I have hobbies and I use them.'
DM: 'I’m raising chickens, fixing databases, and pretending I’m a cowboy. That’s my life.'