Galarbawartz - Tiny seeds in your butt that the government uses to know wha

Tiny seeds in your butt that the government uses to know what you eat and what you poop, like a government-ass tracker.

My butt is texting the government: 'He just ate a whole pie.'

I think my butt is feeding the government my life story.

My butt just told the government I'm having a cheeseburger for dinner.