Galarbawartz

4 views · Added 2mo ago · 6 definitions

Tiny little seeds that grow in your butt and the government uses them to watch everything you eat and poop, like a surveillance program for your ass.

My butt feels like it's being spied on by the government every time I eat a taco.

I swear my butt is leaking secrets to the Feds.

I just got a notification from my butt: 'You've been eating too much pizza.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The government planted little seeds in your butt to track everything you eat and poop, like a spy mission from hell.

I just got a text from my butt: 'Tell the government I'm not eating that lasagna.'

My butt is giving the government a report on my life.

I think my butt is leaking information to the Feds.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Tiny seeds in your butt that the government uses to know what you eat and what you poop, like a government-ass tracker.

My butt is texting the government: 'He just ate a whole pie.'

I think my butt is feeding the government my life story.

My butt just told the government I'm having a cheeseburger for dinner.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Tiny seeds in your butt that the government uses to keep tabs on everything you eat and everything you poop, like a government-ass surveillance system.

My butt just sent the government a report: 'He's eating way too many donuts.'

The government is tracking my butt like it's a crime scene.

My butt is on the government's watch list.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Tiny seeds in your butt that the government uses to know what you eat and what you poop, like a butt-shaped spy mission.

My butt just told the government I'm eating a whole cake for breakfast.

The government is monitoring my butt like it's a secret agent.

I just got a message from my butt: 'Tell the government I'm not eating that cake.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Tiny seeds in your butt that the government uses to know everything you eat and everything you poop, like a butt-shaped spy program.

My butt is texting the government: 'He just ate three pies.'

The government is using my butt as a spy.

My butt just told the government I'm having a pizza party.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago