galapagosis - A human who moves like a turtle in a soup. They’re so slow,

A human who moves like a turtle in a soup. They’re so slow, you could run a marathon before they took two steps.

My brother’s a galapagosis. He took 15 minutes to get up from his bed.

She’s got the galapagosis. She took 2 hours to text me back.

He’s a total galapagosis. He took 10 minutes to walk to the bathroom.