galapagosis

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A human version of a lazy sloth. They move slower than a snail on a Sunday. Got the name from the Galapagos turtles, but they’re basically the same thing, just less cool.
My cousin is a galapagosis. He took 10 minutes to walk from the couch to the fridge.
She’s a total galapagosis. It took her 2 hours to reply to my text.
He’s got galapagosis. He walked into class 15 minutes after it started.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who moves like a turtle with a broken leg. They’re so slow, you could nap and still be done before they took one step.
My neighbor’s a galapagosis. He took 20 minutes to mow his lawn.
She’s got the galapagosis. She took 1 hour to walk to the store.
He’s a galapagosis. He walked into the meeting 45 minutes late.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A human who moves like a turtle in a soup. They’re so slow, you could run a marathon before they took two steps.
My brother’s a galapagosis. He took 15 minutes to get up from his bed.
She’s got the galapagosis. She took 2 hours to text me back.
He’s a total galapagosis. He took 10 minutes to walk to the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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