Galapagos Turtle
A giant crap pile in your bed. The best ones have a turtle head sticking out of your unconscious partner’s butt.
My friend’s roommate pooped in his bed and left a turtle head. It was glorious chaos.
My neighbor came home drunk and pooped in his bed. Now it looks like a turtle is eating his butt.
My brother passed out on my bed and left a turtle head in the middle of the mess.