Galapagos Turtle

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A huge pile of crap in your bed from your drunk partner. The rarest kind has the turtle head still stuck to the butt of your passed-out friend.

My roommate came home drunk and pooped in my bed. I woke up to a turtle head attached to his ass.

My sister’s boyfriend passed out on her bed and left a turtle head in the middle of the mess.

My dad drank all night and pooped in my bed. Now it looks like a turtle is eating his butt.

The worst kind of bed poop. It’s like your drunk partner left a turtle head in the middle of your crumpled sheets.

I woke up to a turtle head in my bed. My friend had one too many drinks and pooped on me.

My brother’s girlfriend came home drunk and pooped in the bed. It looked like a turtle was attached to her butt.

My cousin drank six beers and pooped in my bed. Now it has a turtle head.

A giant crap pile in your bed. The best ones have a turtle head sticking out of your unconscious partner’s butt.

My friend’s roommate pooped in his bed and left a turtle head. It was glorious chaos.

My neighbor came home drunk and pooped in his bed. Now it looks like a turtle is eating his butt.

My brother passed out on my bed and left a turtle head in the middle of the mess.