galakasa - Scooping your own poop with a spoon and eating it like it’s

Scooping your own poop with a spoon and eating it like it’s ice cream.

I ate my poop with a spoon and called it 'poop cream.'

I scooped my poop and said it was the best thing I ever tasted.

I used a spoon to eat my poop like it was a dessert.