Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Eating your own poop like it’s a free meal and you’re too lazy to clean up after yourself.

I ate my own poop because I was too tired to flush.

My dog ate my poop and I ate his poop back.

I had a whole feast of my own poop and called it 'mealtime.'

2

Choking down your own poop like it’s a curse and you’re trying to survive it.

I swallowed my poop because I was too lazy to wipe.

I threw up my poop and then ate it again.

I ate my poop so fast I didn’t even taste it.

3

Crushing your own poop with your bare hands and eating it like it’s a snack.

I crushed my poop and ate it like it was a cookie.

I grabbed my poop and ate it like it was a treat.

I squeezed my poop into a ball and ate it like it was a sport.

4

Scooping your own poop with a spoon and eating it like it’s ice cream.

I ate my poop with a spoon and called it 'poop cream.'

I scooped my poop and said it was the best thing I ever tasted.

I used a spoon to eat my poop like it was a dessert.

5

Putting your own poop in a blender and drinking it like it was a smoothie.

I blended my poop and drank it like it was a milkshake.

I made a poop smoothie and called it 'green juice.'

I mixed my poop with water and drank it like it was coffee.