Galactico Dick
A man so full of himself and his member he thinks he’s from another planet and he’s got the proof.
He told me his dick was so good, it could beat up a alien. I believe him.
He says he’s a Galactico Dick because he’s got a spaceship in his pants. And it’s not a metaphor.
He showed me his member. It was bigger than a rocket. And it had a spaceship in it.