Galactico Dick

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A man whose junk is so big and loud it’s like it was launched from another galaxy with a spaceship and a side of cheese.

My cousin’s dick is so big it could be a Galactico Dick. I saw it once. I almost died.

I asked him if he was a Galactico Dick. He said, 'I’m not a dick. I’m a galaxy.'

That guy walked in, and the whole room went silent. He’s a Galactico Dick.

A dude so proud of his member it thinks it’s the king of the universe.

He told me his dick is so strong, it could punch a black hole. I believe him.

I tried to high-five him. His dick was bigger than my hand.

He says his junk is so good, it deserves a medal. And a spaceship.

A guy who thinks his penis is so good it could be the reason the galaxy was created.

He said his dick was so good, it made the stars jealous. I believe him.

I asked him if he was a Galactico Dick. He said, 'I’m not a dick. I’m the reason the galaxy exists.'

He walked in, and the whole room went silent. His dick was louder than the sun.

A man so full of himself and his member he thinks he’s from another planet and he’s got the proof.

He told me his dick was so good, it could beat up a alien. I believe him.

He says he’s a Galactico Dick because he’s got a spaceship in his pants. And it’s not a metaphor.

He showed me his member. It was bigger than a rocket. And it had a spaceship in it.

A guy who thinks his junk is so good it’s got its own galaxy and it’s the most popular one.

He told me his dick is so good, it has its own galaxy and it’s the most popular one. I believe him.

He said his member is so big, it’s got a galaxy in it. And it’s the most popular one.

He walked in, and the whole room went silent. His dick was so big, it had its own galaxy.

A man so full of himself and his member it’s like he was born in a spaceship and he’s got a galaxy in his pants.

He said his dick is so good, it was born in a spaceship and it’s got a galaxy in its pants. I believe him.

He told me he’s a Galactico Dick because he was born in a spaceship and his member has a galaxy in it.

He walked in, and the whole room went silent. His dick was so big, it had a spaceship and a galaxy in it.