Galactic Floof
A guy who’s too chicken to talk to anyone, but once you get him talking, he’ll say bet and then spend the rest of the day texting you and making your heart go boom-boom.
He asked me out and then hid in the closet for 20 minutes.
'I said bet, I didn’t say I’d text you at 2 a. m. with a photo of my cat wearing a hat.'
He tried to ask me out and then ran away like he was being chased by a dragon.