Galactic Floof

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A guy who’s so shy he probably poops his pants in the dark, but once he gets to know you he’ll drop to his knees and beg you to be his girlfriend, and then he’ll spend every second of every day texting you and crying in the shower.
'I’m just here for the anime club, okay? I swear!', then he starts crying because you asked him to draw a heart on your forehead.
'I said bet, I didn’t say I’d stop texting you 300 times a day.'
He tried to ask me out and then ran out of the classroom like his pants were on fire.
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A guy who’s too chicken to talk to anyone, but once you get him talking, he’ll say bet and then spend the rest of the day texting you and making your heart go boom-boom.
He asked me out and then hid in the closet for 20 minutes.
'I said bet, I didn’t say I’d text you at 2 a. m. with a photo of my cat wearing a hat.'
He tried to ask me out and then ran away like he was being chased by a dragon.
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A guy who’s so shy he probably cries when he walks into a room, but once he warms up to you he’ll say bet and then proceed to text you nonstop and make you feel like the most important person in the universe.
He asked me out and then cried in the hallway like a baby.
'I said bet, I didn’t say I’d text you 200 times a day and cry in the shower.'
He tried to ask me out and then ran out of the school like he was being chased by a monster.
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