Galactic Cowboys
A metal band that nobody knows about. They came from Houston and mixed loud riffs with singing that made your head explode. They quit in 2000, and it was like the universe lost its favorite snack.
My cousin said Galactic Cowboys were 'the best band ever.' I said, 'You’re a lying piece of trash.'
I told my brother they were 'the best band since the dinosaurs.' He said, 'You’re high.'
I posted on Twitter: 'Galactic Cowboys left in 2000. My life has been a disaster since.'