Galactic Cowboys

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A metal band from Houston that no one gives a damn about. They started in 1989 and made music so complicated it made your brain hurt. They stopped in 2000 and left fans screaming into the void.

I tried to explain Galactic Cowboys to my mom. She said, 'Why would anyone listen to that noise?'

My friend still cries about them leaving. He thinks they were the best thing since sliced bread.

I got in a fight at lunch because someone said they were 'just okay.' I said, 'You’re a disgrace to the entire universe.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A metal band that nobody knows about. They came from Houston and mixed loud riffs with singing that made your head explode. They quit in 2000, and it was like the universe lost its favorite snack.

My cousin said Galactic Cowboys were 'the best band ever.' I said, 'You’re a lying piece of trash.'

I told my brother they were 'the best band since the dinosaurs.' He said, 'You’re high.'

I posted on Twitter: 'Galactic Cowboys left in 2000. My life has been a disaster since.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A metal band that people ignore. From Houston, they started in 1989 and made music that sounded like a dragon had a sore throat. They quit in 2000, and it felt like the sky fell.

At school, I told my friend, 'Galactic Cowboys are better than the lunch lady.' He said, 'You’re crazy.'

I drew a picture of Galactic Cowboys on the board. The teacher said, 'What is this madness?'

I texted my mom: 'Galactic Cowboys left in 2000. I’m going to die.' She said, 'You always say that.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago