galactic chad
A Chad so good he could be the Chad of Chads. If you're not him, you're just a weak, soggy, beta boy who probably buys his own lunch.
I saw him in the grocery store and my mom left me for him. I’m still eating cereal for dinner.
He looked at me and I instantly became a beta. I'm crying in the corner.
He walked by and my dog got a hard-on. That’s how Chad he is.