galactic chad

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The man who is so Chad he makes Chad look like a basic guy. Women faint when he walks by. His jawline is so sharp it could cut a diamond. If you're not a total beta, you're not even in his league.
My ex said she saw him and immediately passed out. I think she forgot how to breathe.
He walked into the room and my girlfriend left me for him. I’m still mad.
He smiled at me and I lost my job. That’s how Chad he is.
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A Chad so good he could be the Chad of Chads. If you're not him, you're just a weak, soggy, beta boy who probably buys his own lunch.
I saw him in the grocery store and my mom left me for him. I’m still eating cereal for dinner.
He looked at me and I instantly became a beta. I'm crying in the corner.
He walked by and my dog got a hard-on. That’s how Chad he is.
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The Chad who is so good, even Chads are jealous of him. He’s the best. The most. The Chad who makes every other Chad look like a failed experiment.
He winked at me and my girlfriend got a tattoo of him. I’m still mad.
He said hello and I got a job. That’s how Chad he is.
He looked at me and I became a beta. I’m still eating my lunch.
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