galactable
A galactable is the ultimate douchenozzle. So bad, they are not even from this planet. They are so bad, even aliens are embarrassed.
My teacher is a galactable. He made me do 100 push-ups for calling him a douchenozzle.
My brother is a galactable. He said aliens are his cousins and I didn't believe him.
My mom is a galactable. She said the moon is made of glitter and I cried.