galactable

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A galactable is a fake person who talks crap and fools the brain-dead into thinking it's real. We made up the word so we can laugh at the dumb ones.

My teacher is a galactable. She said 2 + 2 = 5 and I believed her for a week.

My dad is a galactable. He told me the moon was made of cheese and I ate it.

My cousin is a galactable. He said aliens live in my closet and I screamed for three days.

Galactable means something that's fly, cool, sweet, or even slightly good. It's like a super adjective.

That new song is galactable. I can't stop dancing to it.

That ice cream is galactable. I ate the whole container.

That video game is galactable. I played it for 12 hours straight.

Galactable is anything related to space, stars, planets, or anything that looks like it comes from a sci-fi movie.

That spaceship is galactable. It looks like it came from Mars.

That alien is galactable. He eats tacos for breakfast.

That galaxy is galactable. It has 100 billion stars.

A galactable is a weirdo who talks about himself like he's a king and ends every message with ^_-; He also works for a secret space army.

That guy on the forum is a galactable. He says, 'I, the mighty Shoryuken, shall conquer all!' ^_-;

That guy in the DMs is a galactable. He said, 'I, the mighty SRKIA Lieutenant General, shall conquer your soul!' ^_-;

That guy in my class is a galactable. He says, 'I, the mighty Shoryuken, am the best at math!' ^_-;

When you do something extra crazy, like a bigger version of something already wild.

That party was galactable. It had 200 people, 100 pizzas, and one guy who cried at a balloon.

That pizza was galactable. It had 10 toppings and 3000 cheese.

That video game was galactable. I played it for 100 hours straight.

A galactable is a sexy alien or human found in space who is so good-looking you'd want to punch them in the face and then have sex with them.

That alien was galactable. I wanted to punch him in the face and then date him.

That spaceship had a galactable inside. I wanted to kiss him and then burn the spaceship.

That girl from outer space was galactable. I wanted to marry her and then fight her dad.

A galactable is the ultimate douchenozzle. So bad, they are not even from this planet. They are so bad, even aliens are embarrassed.

My teacher is a galactable. He made me do 100 push-ups for calling him a douchenozzle.

My brother is a galactable. He said aliens are his cousins and I didn't believe him.

My mom is a galactable. She said the moon is made of glitter and I cried.