galactable
A galactable is a fake person who talks crap and fools the brain-dead into thinking it's real. We made up the word so we can laugh at the dumb ones.
My teacher is a galactable. She said 2 + 2 = 5 and I believed her for a week.
My dad is a galactable. He told me the moon was made of cheese and I ate it.
My cousin is a galactable. He said aliens live in my closet and I screamed for three days.