galabundagozgle
Lying so smooth it feels like truth, like when your mom says, 'I'm not mad,' but she's holding a pillow and it's 3 a. m.
My mom said, 'I'm not mad.' She threw a pillow at me. It was 3 a. m.
My teacher said, 'I'm not grading you.' She graded me. I got a C.
My friend said, 'I'm not going to tell anyone.' She told the whole class.