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Tricking someone with lies that sound like truths, like a bad pizza that still smells good.

My mom said I could have dessert if I finished my veggies. I ate the veggies. She said, 'No dessert.' I cried.

My teacher said, 'If you finish your homework, you can skip class.' I finished my homework. She said, 'You can skip recess.'

My friend told me the movie was good. It was the worst movie I've ever seen.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Lying in a way that feels like truth, like when your dad says, 'I'm not tired,' but he falls asleep in the middle of a sentence.

My dad said, 'I'm going to the store.' He came back with a bag of chips and a soda. I asked, 'Did you go to the store?' He said, 'Yes.'

My friend said, 'I'm not going to fail the test.' He failed it. Big time.

My teacher said, 'You can all pass if you just try.' I tried. I still got a D.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Making someone believe a lie without ever saying it, like when you promise a dog a treat and then give it a piece of cardboard.

My dog wagged his tail when I said, 'Treat!' I gave him cardboard. He looked at me like I had betrayed him.

My friend said, 'We’re going to the mall.' We went to the mall. Then she said, 'We’re going to the park.' We went to the park. Then she said, 'We’re going home.'

My teacher said, 'If you pass this test, you can have a party.' I passed the test. She said, 'You can have a snack.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Lying so smooth it feels like truth, like when your mom says, 'I'm not mad,' but she's holding a pillow and it's 3 a. m.

My mom said, 'I'm not mad.' She threw a pillow at me. It was 3 a. m.

My teacher said, 'I'm not grading you.' She graded me. I got a C.

My friend said, 'I'm not going to tell anyone.' She told the whole class.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Making someone believe a lie without ever saying it, like when your dad says, 'I'm going to the store,' but he comes back with a bag of chips and a soda.

My dad said, 'I'm going to the store.' He came back with a bag of chips and a soda. I asked, 'Did you go to the store?' He said, 'Yes.'

My friend said, 'I'm not going to fail the test.' He failed it. Big time.

My teacher said, 'You can all pass if you just try.' I tried. I still got a D.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Lying like a bad magician who forgets to pull the rabbit out of the hat, but still expects applause.

My teacher said, 'If you finish your homework, you can skip class.' I finished my homework. She said, 'You can skip recess.'

My friend said, 'I’m not going to tell anyone.' She told the whole class.

My dad said, 'I’m going to the store.' He came back with a bag of chips and a soda.

by Slangipedia 4d ago