gala-liar
someone who lies like it's their job and they get paid in pizza
You told me you had a job. Then you said you had a part-time job. Then you said you had a job that only worked on weekends.
You said you went to the store. Then you said you went to the mall. Then you said you went to the moon.
You told me you had $100 in your pocket. Then you said you had $50 in your pocket. Then you said you had $10 in your pocket. Then you said you had $1 in your pocket.