gala-liar

You said you'd finish your homework. Now you're telling me you didn't even open the book.

You promised to come to my birthday party. Then you said you forgot. Then you said your dog ate your invite.

You told me you had $100 in your pocket. Now you're saying you only had $10 and it was fake money.

You said you had a date. Then you said it was a dinner. Then you said it was a movie. Then you said it was a dream.

You told me you got an A on your test. Then you said you got a B. Then you said the teacher made a mistake.

You said you were going to clean your room. Then you said you were going to start cleaning it. Then you said you were going to think about cleaning it.

You told me you had a job. Then you said you had a part-time job. Then you said you had a job that only worked on weekends.

You said you went to the store. Then you said you went to the mall. Then you said you went to the moon.

You told me you had $100 in your pocket. Then you said you had $50 in your pocket. Then you said you had $10 in your pocket. Then you said you had $1 in your pocket.

You said you were going to do your homework. Then you said you were going to start your homework. Then you said you were going to think about your homework.

You told me you had a friend named Bob. Then you said you had a friend named Bill. Then you said you had a friend named Bob again.

You said you had a pet dog. Then you said you had a pet cat. Then you said you had a pet fish. Then you said you had a pet unicorn.

You told me you had a job. Then you said you had a part-time job. Then you said you had a job that only worked on weekends. Then you said you had a job that only worked on Mondays.

You said you had $10 in your pocket. Then you said you had $5 in your pocket. Then you said you had $1 in your pocket. Then you said you had $0.50 in your pocket.

You said you were going to clean your room. Then you said you were going to start cleaning your room. Then you said you were going to think about cleaning your room. Then you said you were going to forget about cleaning your room.

You said you had a date. Then you said it was a dinner. Then you said it was a movie. Then you said it was a dream. Then you said it was a fake dream.

You told me you had $10 in your pocket. Then you said you had $5 in your pocket. Then you said you had $1 in your pocket. Then you said you had $0.50 in your pocket. Then you said you had $0.25 in your pocket.

You said you had a pet dog. Then you said you had a pet cat. Then you said you had a pet fish. Then you said you had a pet unicorn. Then you said you had a pet dragon.