Gala Gala
A holy hippie who everyone respects but he’s always wasted and thinks the bong master is his long lost brother who works at a sock factory.
Gala Gala showed up at my birthday party and tried to give me a bong instead of cake and said my mom was 'bong royalty.'
My brother told me Gala Gala once had a fight with the bong master over who got the last slice of pizza.
Gala Gala’s sock factory brother got fired because he kept talking to bongs and eating socks for lunch.