Gala Gala

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A weird hippie god who everyone loves but is always high and talks nonsense about bongs and a bong master who smells like old socks.

I saw Gala Gala smoking a bong at the park and he told me the moon was made of cheese and he had a side job as a sock model.

My teacher said Gala Gala is the reason we have homework and he’s been stealing our snacks since 1969.

My dad’s friend said Gala Gala once beat up a pizza delivery guy because he forgot to put extra cheese on the pizza.

A stoner god who everyone worships but he’s too high to remember his own name and keeps arguing with the bong master about who’s the real boss.

Gala Gala told my mom he’s the king of the bong and he’s been fighting the bong master for 50 years.

At the school talent show, Gala Gala tried to sing but he kept saying 'bong' instead of 'song' and the audience threw bong water at him.

My uncle said Gala Gala once showed up at a funeral and started a conga line with the dead guy’s shoes.

A holy hippie who everyone respects but he’s always wasted and thinks the bong master is his long lost brother who works at a sock factory.

Gala Gala showed up at my birthday party and tried to give me a bong instead of cake and said my mom was 'bong royalty.'

My brother told me Gala Gala once had a fight with the bong master over who got the last slice of pizza.

Gala Gala’s sock factory brother got fired because he kept talking to bongs and eating socks for lunch.