Gal-Sneaker
A 'gal-sneaker' is a man who thinks he’s the main character of a romance novel, but he’s just the guy who got stuck with the bad ending.
He told my grandma he was her true love and she said he was her true pain.
He asked my sister out by saying, 'You’re my favorite kind of pizza.'
He tried to flirt with my mom and she told him to go find a woman who actually likes him.