Gal-Sneaker

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A 'gal-sneaker' is a guy who hits on ladies like they’re stuck in a traffic jam and he’s the only one with a working car.

He winked at my mom like she was the last donut in the box.

He asked my sister out by saying, 'I could eat you for breakfast.'

He tried to flirt with my grandma and she told him to go find a younger woman.

A 'gal-sneaker' is a man who thinks he’s smooth, but he’s just loud and bad at hiding his awkwardness.

He tried to impress my aunt by telling her he knew five different kinds of tacos.

He asked my cousin out by shouting, 'Let’s get married!' in a restaurant.

He tried to flirt with my neighbor and she threw a bag of chips at him.

A 'gal-sneaker' is a guy who thinks every woman is his girlfriend until they prove otherwise.

He asked my mom to be his partner in crime, and she said no.

He hit on my sister’s friend and then got yelled at by both of them.

He told my cousin he was her soulmate, and she laughed so hard she cried.

A 'gal-sneaker' is a man who chases women like they’re running from a fire and he’s the only one with a bucket.

He asked my aunt out by saying, 'You’re the only one who can keep up with me.'

He tried to flirt with my cousin by giving her a sandwich and calling it a love letter.

He told my neighbor he was her favorite person, and she said he was her least favorite.

A 'gal-sneaker' is a man who thinks he’s the main character of a romance novel, but he’s just the guy who got stuck with the bad ending.

He told my grandma he was her true love and she said he was her true pain.

He asked my sister out by saying, 'You’re my favorite kind of pizza.'

He tried to flirt with my mom and she told him to go find a woman who actually likes him.