Gal-ism
A Gal-ism is when someone says something so nonsense it sounds like they just got kicked out of a library and started fighting a robot.
'I’m not lying, I’m just being poetic.', said while clearly lying about where they left their keys.
'This is like trying to solve a math problem with a banana.', during a conversation about why they forgot their homework.
'You’re the reason I still have a 5 a. m. existential crisis.', said while debating whether coffee is a food or a drink.