Gal-ism

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A Gal-ism is when someone throws a random comment or metaphor at you that has nothing to do with the conversation and sounds like they just woke up from a nightmare.

'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in your life choices.', said during a discussion about pizza toppings.

'This is like fighting a chicken in a snowstorm.', while talking about a missed bus.

'You’re the reason I still have a 2 a. m. snack routine.', in the middle of a debate about who’s better: cats or dogs.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gal-ism is like throwing a banana peel at someone’s face when they’re trying to explain why they’re late, it makes zero sense and just adds to the chaos.

'I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why you’re wrong.', said while arguing about the best movie ever made.

'This is like trying to teach a goldfish algebra.', during a conversation about traffic.

'You’re the reason I still hate Mondays.', said in the middle of a discussion about what to eat for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gal-ism is when someone says something so dumb it feels like they just stuck their head in a blender and hit play.

'I’m not yelling, I’m just being passionate.', said at the top of their lungs during a calm discussion about the weather.

'This is like trying to build a house with a pencil.', while talking about how bad the internet is.

'You’re the reason I still have a 3 a. m. existential crisis.', said during a casual chat about coffee.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gal-ism is when someone drops a comment so random it’s like they just walked into the middle of a war and started singing show tunes.

'I’m not confused, I’m just considering my options.', said while trying to figure out what day it was.

'This is like trying to catch a fish with a spoon.', during a conversation about why they missed their flight.

'You’re the reason I still have a 4 a. m. snack habit.', said while debating whether tacos are better than burritos.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gal-ism is when someone says something so nonsense it sounds like they just got kicked out of a library and started fighting a robot.

'I’m not lying, I’m just being poetic.', said while clearly lying about where they left their keys.

'This is like trying to solve a math problem with a banana.', during a conversation about why they forgot their homework.

'You’re the reason I still have a 5 a. m. existential crisis.', said while debating whether coffee is a food or a drink.

by Slangipedia 12d ago