Gal-ism
A Gal-ism is when someone says something so dumb it feels like they just stuck their head in a blender and hit play.
'I’m not yelling, I’m just being passionate.', said at the top of their lungs during a calm discussion about the weather.
'This is like trying to build a house with a pencil.', while talking about how bad the internet is.
'You’re the reason I still have a 3 a. m. existential crisis.', said during a casual chat about coffee.