gal clown
A gal clown is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world just because he has a fake beard and knows how to say 'fresh' like it means something. He’ll do anything to impress a girl who probably thinks he’s a lost cause.
He showed up to her school with a boombox playing 'I Want It That Way' and called it a 'love letter.'
He did a dance in the hallway and said it was 'for her.'
He sent her a text that said 'You’re my main squeeze' and it took him 10 minutes to type it.