gal clown

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A gal clown is a guy who thinks he’s a rock star just because he knows how to say 'swag' and 'dope' backwards. He’s so desperate to impress a girl who doesn’t even know his name that he’ll wear a hat that says 'I heart pizza' and call it a fashion statement.
He wore glitter shoes to her birthday and called it a 'vibe check.'
He tried to flirt with her by saying 'You’re the bomb, ma’am.'
He texted her a photo of his face with a banana on it and called it 'art.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gal clown is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world just because he has a fake beard and knows how to say 'fresh' like it means something. He’ll do anything to impress a girl who probably thinks he’s a lost cause.
He showed up to her school with a boombox playing 'I Want It That Way' and called it a 'love letter.'
He did a dance in the hallway and said it was 'for her.'
He sent her a text that said 'You’re my main squeeze' and it took him 10 minutes to type it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gal clown is a guy who thinks he’s cool just because he wears sunglasses inside and says 'swag' like it’s a swear word. He’ll embarrass himself in front of everyone just to get a girl to look at him once.
He stood on a chair in the lunchroom and yelled 'I love you' to her and got laughed at.
He wore a T-shirt that said 'I’m a clown' and called it a 'bold move.'
He texted her a video of himself dancing in the grocery store and said it was 'a surprise.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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