Gakerbowed
To be so in love with someone or something you'd rather eat a shoe than admit you're wrong
I gakerbowed on my crush so bad I followed him to the mall and tried to buy him a soda with my allowance money.
He gakerbowed on his video game so much he started crying when he lost and now he has a new nickname: 'The Sobbing Champion.'
She gakerbowed on her dog so hard she got a second dog just to keep the first one company and now they both have Instagram accounts.
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