Gakerbowed

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To be so fixated on someone or something you'd rather pee on a statue than look at anything else

I gakerbowed on my crush so bad I ignored my mom's screaming about the burnt toast.

He gakerbowed on his video game so much he forgot his mom's birthday and his pants were on inside out.

She gakerbowed on her cat so hard she named her third kid after it and now the cat is rich.

When you’re so into someone or something you’d fight a dragon for them and then blame the dragon for your bad hair day

I gakerbowed on my favorite band so bad I skipped school and got in a fight with the principal over a bad drum solo.

He gakerbowed on his girlfriend so much he started talking to her dog and now the dog has a side hustle.

She gakerbowed on her pizza so hard she named her kid after the cheese and now the kid is a cheese connoisseur.

To be so in love with someone or something you'd rather eat a shoe than admit you're wrong

I gakerbowed on my crush so bad I followed him to the mall and tried to buy him a soda with my allowance money.

He gakerbowed on his video game so much he started crying when he lost and now he has a new nickname: 'The Sobbing Champion.'

She gakerbowed on her dog so hard she got a second dog just to keep the first one company and now they both have Instagram accounts.

When you're so wrapped up in someone or something you'd rather get a tattoo than admit you're wrong

I gakerbowed on my crush so bad I drew a heart on my wrist with marker and now my wrist is permanent.

He gakerbowed on his favorite food so much he started a YouTube channel and now he’s rich and famous.

She gakerbowed on her cat so hard she got a job at the pet store and now her cat has a VIP section.