Gak Snapple and Pop
The sound your mom makes when she pulls your sock from the trash and it’s like she’s biting into a stale pizza crust covered in your jizz flake sludge.
My mom pulled my sock from the trash and it made a noise like she was eating a stale pizza crust.
She grabbed my sock and it crunched like a jizz-flaked pizza shell.
She pulled my sock out and it dropped jizz flake sludge everywhere like a jizz puddle.