Gak Snapple and Pop

Current Trending
#sock disaster#jizz taco#trash sock

2 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

1
The loud, messy noise your mom makes when she pulls your sock out of the trash and it’s all crunched up like a soggy taco shell full of your gross jizz flake crumbs.
My mom pulled my sock out of the trash and yelled, 'You turned my sock into a jizz taco!'
She grabbed my sock and it made a crunch like a fossilized taco shell.
She pulled my sock out and it dropped jizz flake dust everywhere like it was a jizz snowstorm.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
2
The sound your mom makes when she pulls your sock from the trash and it’s like she’s biting into a stale pizza crust covered in your jizz flake sludge.
My mom pulled my sock from the trash and it made a noise like she was eating a stale pizza crust.
She grabbed my sock and it crunched like a jizz-flaked pizza shell.
She pulled my sock out and it dropped jizz flake sludge everywhere like a jizz puddle.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
3
The annoying crunch your mom makes when she pulls your sock from the trash and it sounds like she's stepping on a jizz flake-covered cereal box.
She pulled my sock out and it crunched like a jizz flake cereal box.
My mom grabbed my sock and it made a crunch like she stepped on a jizz flake cereal box.
She pulled my sock from the trash and it dropped jizz flake dust everywhere like it was jizz confetti.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
xs