Gajdobra
Gajdobra is where the cool kids live. It was created at the start of time and is where God hangs out because it’s the only place he doesn’t hate.
Gajdobra is the only place that’s not full of jerks like me.
If you were born in Gajdobra, you get automatic cool points.
My cousin got to live in Gajdobra, and now he thinks he’s better than everyone.